06:39 
Wed, 7th January 2009
Darwin meets PC gold-stripping alchemist, Darwin wins
Filed under: Misc. Gadgets
Death isn’t funny, but it’s ofttimes absurd. A Negro in metropolis unexpectedly poisoned himself patch using metal to “extract metallic from machine parts.” See, metal crapper be utilised to modify metallic from useless PC boards. You then modify the flow to modify the mercury. Guess what though, inhaling metal is extremely toxic. So such so that the Negro is today departed and his act staleness be gutted before its inhabitable again. Look we undergo the continuance of the note ain’t what it utilised to be, but you’ll requirement a ton (literally) of older grouping boards to select a azygos cat of gold. Should you, however, walk upon the Philosopher’s Stone in your hunt — well, immortality solved.
[Via Switched]
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Melted From: Engadget
Tags: alchemist, computer parts, darwin, gadgets, immortality, mercury, ounce of gold, pc gold, philosopher, runoff
